hey blog! haven visited you for a really long time.. anw exams are over:) ill blog more about life when i feel like it cos its so late already. anw i dun think anyone ever comes here anm. haha here's some cool stuff:

Unavoidable laws of the universe.

1. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands get coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

2. Law of the Workshop: Any tool when dropped will roll to the least accessible corner.

3. Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

5. Law of Driving: After you change lanes, the one you were in will always start to move faster than the one you are in now.

6. Law of the Bath Tub: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

7. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

8. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

9. Law of the Theatre: The people whose seats are furthest from the aisle will arrive last.

Corny but comical.

Q. Why did the traffic light turn red?
A. You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street.

Q. What did one lift say to the other lift?
A. I think I'm coming down with something.

Q. What do lawyers wear to court?
A. Lawsuits.

Q. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
A. Because then it would be a foot.

Q. What has four wheels and flies?
A. A garbage truck.

Q. What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it?
A. Post Office.

Q. What did the blanket say to the bed?
A. Don't worry, I've got you
covered.

Q. Why should you take a pencil to bed?
A. To draw the curtains

Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!

Q: What did the water say to the boat?
A: Nothing. It just waved.

Q: What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A: It let out a little wine.

Q: What did the ground say to the earthquake?
A: You crack me up.

WHAT do you get when you rearrange the letters of these words?

Dormitory: Dirty room.

Presbyterian: Best in prayer.

Astronomer: Moon starer.

Desperation: A rope ends it.

The eyes: They see.

George Bush: He bugs Gore.

The Morse Code: Here come dots.

Slot machines: Cash lost in me.

Animosity: Is no amity.

Snooze alarms: Alas! No more Z's.

A decimal point: I'm a dot in place.

The earthquakes: That queer shake.

Eleven plus two: Twelve plus one.

Mother-in-law: Woman Hitler.

Don't you just hate...

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.
I know where my watch is, pal! Do I point down there when I ask where the toilet is?

When people say 'Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too'.
Darn right. What good is cake if you can't eat it?

When people say, while watching a movie: 'Did you see that?'
No, I paid $9.50 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor (duh).

People who ask: 'Can I ask you a question?'
Didn't really give me a choice there, did you?

When people say something is 'new and improved', which is it?
If it's new, then there's never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it can't be new.

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks: 'Has the bus come yet?'
If it has, would I still be standing here, genius?



happy hols!=)